A Letter To Our Son at 40 Weeks Pregnant

Dearest Little Bear,

This was originally going to be a sweet, sentimental letter to you (that I still plan on finishing) but for now, in the extreme heat and humidity I have dealt with the past week, I have one thing to say and one thing to say only.

Please. Just. Come. Out.

We want to meet you, and I am not above bribery. I will let you stay up all night and we can have a party at your crib if you just come out on your own. Consider this your official eviction notice because Mommy is very tired, and very uncomfortable, and very impatient!

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(Note: Yes, I realize this is a brazzers gif – dont even care)

Please just…

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