Dearest Little Bear,
This was originally going to be a sweet, sentimental letter to you (that I still plan on finishing) but for now, in the extreme heat and humidity I have dealt with the past week, I have one thing to say and one thing to say only.
Please. Just. Come. Out.
We want to meet you, and I am not above bribery. I will let you stay up all night and we can have a party at your crib if you just come out on your own. Consider this your official eviction notice because Mommy is very tired, and very uncomfortable, and very impatient!
(Note: Yes, I realize this is a brazzers gif – dont even care)